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Kinja'd!!! "BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires" (biturbo228)
10/08/2013 at 15:53 • Filed to: None

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There's the God of Speed, who drives an old Bonneville Salt Flats racer...

the God of Backroads, who drives an Elise

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...the God of Back Straights, who drives a Shelby Cobra

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...the God of Upstarts, who drives a Lotus Elite

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...the God of Defiance, who drives a Lamborghini 350GT to the track, where he drives a GT40

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...the God of Noise, who drives a BRM V16

...the Trickster God, who drives one of Smokey Yunick's acid dipped Chevelles

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...the God of Exploration, who drives a Series Land Rover

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...the God of War, who drives a Willys Jeep

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...the God of Industry, who drives a Model T

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...the God of Class, who drives an SM

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...the God of Outlandishness, who drives a Countach

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...the God of Opulance, who drives a Duesenberg

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...the Goddess of Beauty, who drives an E-Type

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...the Goddess of Revelry, who drives a Morgan 3-Wheeler

... and the Mother Goddess, who drives a Cugnot Steam Trolley (arguably first true car, and thus the mother of all cars)

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There are the Titans of Motorsport, who drive a 917

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...an Ur-Quattro

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...an Auto Union Type C

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...a 240SX

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...a !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!

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...and a Top Fuel Dragster

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There are the muses of design (who drive a Miura, a Chevrolet Corvair and a DS), the muses of innovation (who drive a Tatra, an S-Class and a Tucker) and the muses of inspiration (who drive an F40, a Porsche 959, and a McLaren F1, and mainly inhabit posters).

Then there's the furies of PCH; rust (Alfasud), hard to find parts (Borgward Isabella), botched repairs ( !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! ), distasteful modifications (Fauxrarri Fiero), and the Sirens that lure lost souls to those deadly shores; suspiciously cheap deals (£500 Jaguar XJ12) and the misleading classifieds (ran when parked, a few rust bubbles and fixer-upper).

Lastly, there are the demons of failure; bad design (Mitsuoka Orochi), fatal flaws (Triumph Stag), bureaucracy (all of British Leyland), badge engineering (Chrysler TC by Maserati), poor execution (New Beetle), stuck up owners (Prius) and missed opportunities (Plymouth Prowler).


DISCUSSION (3)


Kinja'd!!! desertdog5051 > BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires
10/08/2013 at 16:10

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I like that knucklehead racer.


Kinja'd!!! Justino6969 > BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires
10/08/2013 at 18:35

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Two Wheels Hot Damn.


Kinja'd!!! The Stampi > BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires
10/09/2013 at 02:09

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That Jeep pic is money